Punkademic.

If I finish one more article, I will consider myself an acceptable person.

What do you mean, “You have a problem”?

If you can’t explain RGB 0-255 color scaling, DO NOT try explaining using hexadecimal instead. I may have to slap the person who did this.

6:30:34 PM Hunter: my shushing was successful. they are now self-regulating in a pleasingly Foucaultian way.
6:30:43 PM LC: DISCIPLINE AND PUNISH
6:30:45 PM LC: DOCILITY
6:30:50 PM LC: PAAAAAAAAANOPTICON
6:30:55 PM Hunter: THE HUNTEROPTICON GONNA GETCHOO
6:30:57 PM LC: can that be your middle name plase
6:31:00 PM LC: omg
6:31:03 PM LC: even better

I subtly used the Powerpuff Girls color scheme in my academic poster. Strangely proud.

Writing tiny rants against the author of the article I’m reading on a Post-It so I don’t take up valuable space in my notes.

Just helped a friend out by translating his prof’s tiny notes in the margins. Tiny messy handwriting solidarity with the prof!

Once again debating the relative merits of Tapatio versus Sriracha. Sriracha for life.

“He’s a classic nerd. But my tastes have changed… and your lesbian girlfriend’s husband isn’t necessarily the person to go to for a nostalgic throwback.”

glad to be back to a place in my life where i get asked, “would it we weird to meet my husband?” by the woman i’m seeing. it’s oddly comfortable.

Just finished an article where rate of one-night stands was part of an EQUATION. The maths of hookin’ up…

I’m bisexual, she’s a lesbian.

Does that mean I only bring half a u-haul to the second date?

Up to four grad classes and four (five?) research projects.

I am really glad I am so awesome or that would be way too much.